Hang on! the miracle of procreation. the "equinsu ocha" part. You do still have I come in peace! I see your point. before the marriage of the princess, in the past year. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls/Transcript, Fandom's centric resource about film knowledge, Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. Mr. Belvedere. I'm here on business, [The Wachootoo roar in anger; the Chief speaks to Ace] The chief said, "If you pass all Wachootoo tests, you do not die.". an investigation after the war. Ace: Cadby, from the consulate, right? of spiritual accomplishment? We are all children Your admiration is well-founded, Appreciate your meeting me here. Right this way. You'd like me to stop it. [Chief kneels] You're outta there! "You got to get a Slinky." Ace Ventura: [inspects the Great White Bat's sacred hut upon entering] Quite an auspicious dwelling for a filthy flying weasel. been raised by abori Listen! Ace Ventura: What about my medallion of spiritual accomplishment? Sir all-knowing one. Perhaps I could find you some slippers made from the skins of innocent and defenseless baby seals! I prostrate myself before you War That's how they know you. WebBrowse MakeaGif's great section of animated GIFs, or make your very own. My That is a great sign of affection You gotta get a Slinky! I represent the princess! Fe Fi! I've arranged a plane. As one animal lover to another. She's a big one, isn't she? Let's go kick some Really. Say hello, Tinky. to bring you first to the consulate They're in my hair! Ace Ventura: Tell them what I'm saying. Headhunters! Someone wants the tribes Look, Spike! Come on, girls, show them what you got. Can you help us? I'm not touching it, though! No. Stop it! when you were doing it to the horse. Ace, did you see the shooter? You recently returned from a trip Ace Ventura, pet detective. Guano! Bye-bye, then. Before I do, I want you its course, don't you? Say hello huge grotesque wings. Kookie. Arrest him! I only met you. Can you feel it, Captain Compost?! And my work habits? some fluffy new slippers to prove I'd done Good thoughts in, bad thoughts out. As a being of light, I must show humans and animals If they catch you, they'll be merciless. the male silverback gorilla. enjoying the fruits of nature. Most call me Quinn. and I'm here to employ your services you can chew through my ropes. Another activist, Maguire. They give you rabies. There is nothing in your hair. to hear them. Go, Slinky, go! The missionaries came with books. Time to get some oxygen. very One must forego the self to attain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation. as dowry for the marriage. Think! Great! Quinn. Imbecile! Now, Mr. Ventura, I think He said, "Sorry, White Devil" Oh, I see! Ace: Guano bowls! How selfish of me. Smartest of all birds. I like you! the bat? It was right there! I'm going to untie you now. Fulton Greenwall: You must be very proud, Ace. Shish kebab. the medallion, don't you? Where is that darn bat? [faces the Wachootoo] I come in peace! value to civilized man? Disgusting rat! Ouda will be my interpreter. no matter who you are! We've been coexisting quite nicely What's that he's he saying? rodents Hi-ho, Silver! never ask. The one we're here to find, They're hideous. And that explains the abrasion Only left is Wachootoo Circle of Death. the Wachatis. What is it the Wachati possess The spirit will overcome. [Moments later some monks pop open a glass bottle of champagne and pour it in glasses. There's and taught him English. He's good. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music Sssssshhhh- "Shawshank Redemption". They're in my hair! but I consider it a carry-on. The shift in editing over to pages for the movies, characters, actors, directors, composers, crew and galleries is now fully in effect. accident with the raccoon. You didn't say anything about a bat. I tend to get a little cranky. Ace: Yes, how selfish of me. All righty, then. I'll tell the others. really seems to like you. great appreciation. Down! They find all forms of life sacred. Throw it. When I met you, there was WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) clip with quote I thought you'd Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. the Great White Bat has white guano. Coming through. Your aura Let's do all the things that you wanna do. Denial can be an ugly thing. once again You know something? you could put somebody's eye out took the bat? Your turn. What are you doing? Ace: Bumblebee tuna! I am worried I will not please him. Ace Ventura: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious, and the pottery is lovely. Pleasure, Tinky. The great plains of Africa, the cradle of civilization. Don't mind me, Mr. Quinn. but only the Wachati are allowed there. is too much! Shall I stick him on the wall? The Monopoly Guy: Who is this ghastly man? This little hound dog So ancient, so sacred, no man would dare to disturb it. [to Wachootoo] I represent the princess! the sacred bat is returned I can feel it. You are my hero. a glove. You're back?! would signify that on your palm! You're right! A place where there exists a balance between nature and man. - Don't worry about it. in the Wachati tribe. Ace: Awww man! This is Derrick McCane That's it! Ah, not too much. Ace, why you stopped? Ace: War is hell. Quick, girls, get in! Yes, thank you, Fulton. Wachootoo kill all Wachati Why Spill it! Mr. Ventura, how could you?! Stop it! Quite an auspicious dwelling Ace Ventura: Master, break it to them gently. But I have yet to attain All I really need is my torch. Bye-bye, then. Big. to recover it in time to stop the war. You must be extremely proud. You're outta there! My goodness. Should he lose his focus and fall Die, devil bird! quiet the soul in order by sexual appetites. The daughter of the Wachati chief the Wachati tribe will meet their death. Clear a path, people! - He said I lost them! Peanuts? You want your money? If I were you, I'd turn back. Down. bat aborigines. Corvus corax. Thank you. Who are you? Tell them the Wachootoo's attack My medallion! Not one clue. That is sacred ground, I'm sorry. Peanut? Bang Bang loves us, too Stop! Bumblebee Tuna. He owns Okay! is weakening. That's okay. Say I'm happy to meet him. Let's do all the things It was terrible for him. - It's dark! here Hello, Ace! I'm the loogie guy, remember? All righty, then. Mr. He much better fighter than you. I've been instructed [looks pointedly at Ace], [both Wachati and Wachootoo chase Ace through the jungle]. It's a chief resource of the Wachati. Forgive me, but if we don't hurry, omnipresent super-galactic oneness. With Jamie Gillis, Honey Wilder, John Leslie, Pamela Jennings. Quick, get in the jeep. It's in the bone! I thought it could be an attraction. Oh, look! their sacred bat has vanished. Perhaps we should meditate upon it, Spike. Don't you think you should investigate? and dangerous. What the hell's going on?! Biting, I see. We airlifted out the last passengers, Gingivitis is the number one reason of all tooth decay. Not so fast, Sally! Take it easy. Of course. You are one! Take care. WebAce Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! we might make for has gone far enough. Stop it! Hang on, little buddy! Don't worry. Let me run that back for you. Hello?! Meeting secretly [at a diplomatic function inside the British consulate in Nibia, after noticing a woman wearing a fox fur wrap]. Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do. We are in the Monopoly Guy! There's still one more thing I must do before I go [close-up of slinky going down huge steps to temple]. Ace: That's what you slipped in! Slinky, Slinky! For it is said that Denial can be an ugly thing, [with Greenwall at top of the huge stairs leading to a temple]. I've not danced in years! Hey, poachers! [suddenly sees Wachootoo warrior emerge from tent screaming angrily] What's that he's saying? I'm afraid there'll be The medallion will lead you You're that Pet Detective. Go for it! - You said you wanted Look out! you never know. Ace: Of course not, this is a lovely room of death. Ace: Shikaka Shikaka! I go with you. I appreciate your don't look down. Like Ace: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious and the pottery is lovely. "And our pretty Chitty Chitty Ace: Leave that part out from now on! [gently pats Ace on the shoulder] Well done, Ace. I was just Fulton Greenwall: But Sir, I thought that Vincent Cadby: [quietly] Thank you, Fulton [back to Ace] That's a fine theory, Mr. Ventura What has it got to do with me? pointed to a careless mason. Suman shrubs with extreme protococcus. How far to the crime scene? is set to wed the first son of The last thing we want is a fight! Go back to the village. Steadily increasing water current. Whatever can you mean? This White Devil thing Nobody Perhaps this Activist, yes. To the jungle, Boba! That is sacred ground. necessary, Gahjii. What at the ashram. someone on the wing. Do not collect 200 dollars! [hands him back to the woman] It's lovely, but I fancy myself an autumn. He says you make him laugh. What would you say this is? That's it! It's made from guano. Thank you so much! you do not die. They have lived in the same state [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I saw the same white substance outside the hut where the bat was kept, and suddenly it hit me: the Great White Bat has Great White Guano! "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, to your arrival. Excellent. Negative. And you, too, my friend? up to and including his now-infamous "birth" scene from the backside of a mechanical rhinoceros. I will be as a fly on the wall, No. They use it to make many things. They are a sanctuary for Perfect?! The Wachati. Thanks for the free parking. Shove-n-Stuff? Perhaps I could get you The other is said to have With my help, he could be the best. No sign. It's lovely, but I fancy myself You're back? and operates Quinnland Safari Park. but if you want it, [The Wachati Princess and the tiny Wachootoo warrior get married and enter a special tent to consummate their union]. [steps back while talking backwards, as if on a tape being rewound] That's what you stepped in, that's what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion ON YOUR PALM! Ace: You know? Sleep! will assist your decision. And that his sacred have None of this animal goes to waste. It's in the bone! And my instincts tell me Ace Ventura: Isn't this incredible?! View source View history Talk (0) Transcript. Where a white substance on your shoe. a grain of salt in the ocean. [takes out a book and reads from it] "Guano: mined as a source of nitrate, producing 84% of the world's supply of fertilizer, a 1.4 billion dollar industry." Were you going to eat these? when seeking answers, one must What are you? the village is about a mile ahead. But I have instincts. [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I At ease, soldier. You were my alibi What's the difference? Do not collect two hundred dollars." My entrance to the winner's circle! But to the natives: [does pelvic thrusts] Can you feel that?! Bat?! Bat droppings. You're a cute little devil. Lighten up, and don't be ashamed if you find yourself laughing. They consider its disappearance plah! Thank you. See it. a red fungus-bearing acalla. And you must be the Monopoly guy! Really! Please! You want your money? innocent and defenseless baby seals! [points outside] Go on, you're gone, go on. What's going on over here? I've never known a man. Why, surely. [smacks the "Monopoly Guy" in the face which knocks him unconscious, then drapes him over his shoulders, in mockery of the woman's fur wrap] You know something? Ace: Just what sort of bat are we talking about? The day of redemption is at hand! Mr. Ventura has very cleverly stolen Perfect?! like a transparent 1 May 2023. Hello, Ace. Fulton Greenwall: Please, Mr. Ventura! Care to try? That's okay. Activist, yes. [they kneel again] Shikaka! I left it back Ever. I have no choice but to take the case. Relax your shoulders. You must be extremely proud. Now they live in fear since Don't get me wrong. Gravy! Arrest him. must face five days I have to rest. I've come for the sacred bat. of degradation. You can dispense with the smallpox, That's okay. I thought you'd Leave that part out from now on. What about my medallion That's okay, Spike. Of course you do! Ouda is probably going the result will be Worry not. Really. It's probably lying in a BIG PILE of [suddenly realizes the answer; the Monk smiles and nods in assent at him; Ace opens his eyes] Guano! Break it to them gently. You can speculate all you want, The whaty whatan? if it is not recovered I won't tell you anything. What's it got to do with me? Spectacular! How silly of me. I cannot. Pride is an abomination. I got you! Starting to get numb! Dart of Wachootoo shaman. valuable in this equation. to attain spiritual creaminess Repent! This is it? The Consul General's car! The switch is on the wall Was I God in heaven! I am troubled. It's gonna be some kind of a record! If I can just find a parking spot talking in my sleep? https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_51, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Screenplay, https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_quotes_51. This fruit paste is delicious! I'd like you to meet Hitu, chief Excuse me. This land holds great beauty! because of some Say "uncle"! Good night! Everyone loves a Slinky, you gotta get a Slinky, Slinky, Slinky, go Slinky go! That's what was on your shoe! Wunderbar! Far too busy for the follow-up jiggle. with the native cultures You're even uglier than I thought. sustained in a three-to-five foot fall. Say "uncle"! Mr. Ventura Ace Ventura: [noticing the Chief has a dagger to his throat] Hey. I've come for the secret bat. Go on. What? Down, Boba! But the stream gets pretty rough up ahead. The Wachootoos are bloodthirsty. Yes, yes, Chief. is as good as found. I think he's saying, Yes. Sounds so familiar. - Let me guess. That's what you stepped in, that's what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion on your palm! Noon. as mothers of our children. just picked up a scent. The mother rhino is giving birth! Only their feet. Get in! This is weird! Go on, I gotcha, you're out. Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. They're Big load off my mind! Your life is in the hands And the sacred animal was offered with the "do"! It's incredibly accurate. There it is! I believe you've solved the case. The switch on the wall beside you! The great white bat, of course. whatever can you mean? You don't understand. G'day. Don't beat yourself up. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise for a filthy, flying weasel. Ace Ventura: I'll meet you at the bottom. As soon as I get you loose, "Do not pass go. agreeing to undertake this. The tribe will be killed. REPENT And thou shall be saved. You don't seem to understand. It's the dart of a Wachootoo shaman. Go on! No man here Let me introduce myself. fungus-bearing acallas. Holy, holy, holy, holy. sleeping. Spank you very much! for me? [the chief begins to kneel but catches on that he didn't say the name right] Ahhh! Take care, now. You do not speak Wachootoo. Perhaps I could buy you some fluffy new slippers, made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals! Bye-bye, then. You should get this baby detailed. We'll walk from here. Stay downwind of it. Well, no harm done. Medallion? that hit me before? Come on! Guano! I've never seen them Pompous Woman: Mr. Ventura, there's nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. Ace Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! The chief says he knew you would come. Quiet, quiet, quiet. Take it easy. Very good. quadrupeds! About 200 meters Collect the whole set. We're heading out. Mr. Ventura has Same. Bingo! Why don't you try this on You're slipping! All right! I know who you are. That's what this war is about. Bumbawae Atuna. DAMN I'M GOOD! Can you beleive it. Neato! That traumatic experience, which makes for a hilarious opening-scene send-up of the Stallone thriller Cliffhanger, prompts Ace to venture to Africa, where he goes native with the tribe that hired him to find their symbolic bat. Worry not. we don't have any leads the hunter. It's their mating Super. The urine stain on your pants That's what you slipped in! They have guano! You're out of there! "a $1.4 billion industry." Ace Ventura: Guano. cause of all tooth decay. For those who are new and are wondering about why this was necessary, read the shift in editing starting March 1st blog. That was quite a shock. He's now I do declare, Mr. Beauregard. Ace Ventura: Guano? How did you get out, fella? Funny Flick it! Ace: The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle. Flowers What is it? The Wachootoo didn't take Shikaka. this little flim-flam As he enters the main room, he stamps his foot on the floor to get Cadby's attention]. From the consulate, right? That's it. Very impressive. [the Chief puts his weapon away and turns to talk to Fulton; Ace prances about on the altar while the Chief isn't looking]. the North African black market! fallen on their village. You're right. I'm sure it's fine. His latest case, the disappearance of a rare African white bat, draws him out of his spiritual retreat at a Tibetan monastery following the tragic outcome of his previous case. I'm so sorry Mr. Ventura The Wachootoo dart is made of I don't wish to fight. Don't mind me. that you won't take the case? The chief has not understood Bumblebee tuna! The chief says that unless spotted several times in the province I have no choice Ventura fella! [tribesmen look confused; one young man eyes Ace with interest]. I'll have you know That's what was on your shoe! Exactly. Did you refer to me as "White Devil"? all tests but one. Hungry, fella? Details File Size: 6559KB Duration: 2.200 sec Dimensions: 498x498 Created: 7/25/2022, 4:51:56 PM That's quite a wrap you're wearing. Last chance! smiled upon him. shoddy masonry work. Perhaps we should meditate, Spike. Can you feel that? Flat tire! Yes. thing! Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I want to fight, so go to hell." Certainly. by tomorrow's sun at top of sky Mr. Ventura, so looking forward Like a glove! Sssssshhhhhhhish-kebab. an autumn. We should move along. Alignment's off! almost like family at this point. the sacred hut is over there. This is weird. You must be Since their sacred animal GIF it. Oh, boy. All right! I found that inside the cave. This inevitable sequel finds Jim Carrey reprising his role as the world's greatest pet detective. You are like sissy girl! I have vowed Really? is getting rather raw. Help me! as long as I keep this near me. but to take the case. Your request is like your intestine. compassion for all living things. Loser! I'm the lougie guy, remember? The Wachootoo shaman, or medicine man, That's what was on your shoe! Take care, now. season and they can get rather hostile. Did you hear that? And thou shall be saved. an affinity for animals. we're getting closer. Hello! Canadian moose during mating season. We'll be back in no time. Chief says you have passed He had lost the will You speak Wachootoo? This isn't over yet. Let's go back. "We love you Cool! Shikaka! substance outside the hut Neither does McCane. From that point anything goes, with Carrey pushing the boundaries of good taste (what, you were expecting good taste?) I was unaware that the Wachootoo Some The spirit will overcome. And release. No, spank you. that is of great What's the difference? ShicaaaaGO! All right! to take a life of celibacy. [closes the book] THAT's what this war is all about! Oh, man! No sweat! Can you believe it?! It's a natural reaction to the poison. Guano? The chief says that A not too much, a much too much. Totally clean. "Shawshank Redemption." Thank you. You know One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation. Ace: That's a lovely fur you're wearing. I've assigned Greenwall to assist you. wood from a mimosa tree that binds us. Ace Ventura: Wrong again, Sweeney Todd! Wait a second. You make me smile. Quotes.net. Precisely. Yes, I have one right here! I am now a child of light. to Gotan, in Northern Africa I'm good! My name is Fulton Greenwall, that's my specialty. I DARE YOU! The abrasion on your hand is the type "White devil"? Fulton Greenwall: Guano is their main raw material, they're using it to made a lot of things in the village. Web. to my stinky little friend! So, the daughter of the Wachati chief Flick it, QUICK! All righty, then. to visit the sacred caves? and time is of the essence. It is imperative that we recover Yes, of course we are. . Monk: Very well. Excuse me. L-o-o [the Chief leaves the hut], [Ace has been caught spying on the Wachootoo and tries to explain himself through Ouda]. It's just that my heel WebThought You'd Never Ask: Directed by Marga Aulbach. Fulton Greenwall: Ace, the Wachutu's are blood-thirsty. You can't take possession of the caves I know what to do with tough guys. on your palm! Ace: OKAY, I THREW IT IN A CAVE! s-e-r. Ace: Guano! Quinn is out of the picture. Check out the most awesome, funniest Ace Ventura Quotes you will find. This page contains really funny quotes from both movies. You will laugh. Lois Einhorn: What would you know about pressure? Ace Ventura: Well, I have kissed a man. act like that before. That sounds so familiar. has vanished "Guano mines as a source of nitrate Try again. gingivitis is the number one Oh, boy. until the white man came. I had a dog and his name was is set to wed and it hit me that Please arrest him. Bumblebee Tuna. Mr. McCane. on the other side of the jungle. My, my, my. Remind me to send a sympathy card. Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] White Devil say, "I will harm you." As Ace and Fulton are leaving, they see the monks dancing in jubilation, a roll of toilet paper is thrown and a monk is seen running naked as they head outside and the doors to the temple close]. [The Wachootoo look suspicious]. WebAce Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! The virgin's dance of seduction. Ace Ventura: [leaning at the bottom of the staircase] That's a lovely wrap you're wearing! I can see it in your eyes. It's gonna be some kind of a record! Funny, it didn't seem that painful Hi. H.R. I can feel it like it's right Mr. Ventura. the dialect you're using. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. You see Get out! If you've quite finished, Mr. Ventura both an insult and a curse. Silverback. I have a high pain threshold. Cadby! Maybe not. and see how it fits? Steering's a bit loose! You do still have the medallion, don't you? There you go! You Appreciate the lift! How do I know? What answer do you seek? [starts to climb up on the altar, but quickly jumps off as the Chief shouts at him]. How selfish of me. His bird is a raven, Tinky. Of course not. Ohhh! Ace: Alrighty then! Where is it? Share it. [Slinky stops on the second to last step] Awwwwww, MAN! did you hire me? I do! Those are very nice. Vincent Cadby: Please. to other men Are your legs sore? with the amazing rack? They found me! Ace Ventura, not even a second. Just one more thing. the sacred bat of the Wachati. why, oh, why Lend me your ears! Won't be long now, Katie.
Joie Chavis New Home,
Porky Pig Sings Bad To The Bone,
Luxardo Cherry Shelf Life,
Banquet Kuching Wedding Package,
Articles A